PYAAR KYON IMPOSSIBLE?

HI SWEETY?UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES I READ THIS MESSAGE ON MY ROOM MATE'S MOHBILL.DONT TELL HIM BECOZ IT WAS FROM HIS ALISHA AS I DONT HAVE MINE.

STUPIDS,IDIOTS,BASTARDS,FAILURES,ARREARS EVEN GENDER BENDERS&GAYS HAVE THAT INVALUABLE COMMODITY LOVINGLY CALLED THEIR "GIRL FRIENDS".
BUT THANKS TO MY HARD LUCK ,I 'M STILL SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY PYAAR ,NO JUST TELL ME,WHY IS PYAAR IMPOSSIBLE?????
MOST OF THE GUYS & GIRLS IN MY CLASS,HAVE OR HAD A CHICK OR STICK(CANT USE STUD)& AT TIMES BOTH.BUT WHY I,ONLY & ONLY I, WAS DENIED THOSE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS SPENT ON THE OVERDOSE OF PHONY TALK,WHY WAS I KEPT ALOOF OF THOSE MOMENTS IN JAVAGREEN WEN U SIP DOWN A MUG OF COFFEE WITH UR HEART THROB & A HUNDRED OTHERS SWALLOW THE SALIVA OF ENVY,GOING TO MAYAJAAL HAND IN HAND OR ENJOYING THOSE UNFORGETTABLE TIMES ON THE BEACHES OF CHENNAI & INTERMITTENTLY PONDYY.
WHY ?? WHY?? WHY??PYAAR KYON IMPOSSIBLE???????/
WANT AN ANSWER,EITHER GIVE IT OR UR GF.
THE CHOICE IS ALL URS BUT THE SECOND ONE IS BETTER(I SUGGEST).
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